Flames On Bitches
“I’m sketching out my next film.”
“What’s it about?”
“It’s sort of a romantic Jurassic Park. Except the dinosaurs have jetpacks.”
i start to chuckle at this scenario. the boy was tricked into thinking he would get a car, but got a toothbrush. my laughter grows slowly. it turns into roars. my vocal chords start to break. my head is shaking and red. i destroy nearby towns and cities with my outrageous laughter. once i’ve calmed myself down, i notice the destruction around me. everything and everyone has turned to rubble. a tear rolls down my cheek as i drop on my knees and sob. why. why did that picture have to be so funny
The first two lines of 30 Rock.
Read it like 20 times. Got the joke.